The most loathsome spam email I get:
Flush out up to 20 lbs. with Acai Berry
From: #1 Super Food on Oprah
I don't give a rat's arse if Oprah has on one of her many properties worldwide actually located the very Fountain of Youth, I bloody well don't give a toss and don't want to see references to it in my email account!!!
Whoever sends this thing out, I'd like to stab them in the neck with a pencil.
Couldn't we just go back to offers to enlarge my manhood?