Friday, April 04, 2008
I'm sure someone will be relieved to hear that charges have been dropped against a Bellevue Ohio man who was caught on film having unnatural relations with a picnic table in his back yard. Apparently a neighbor filmed him on four separate occasions.
I'll let that marinate a while. I may be back later to make more crap comments, but for now, I'm kind of dazzled. What I wonder is why did the neighbor film that 4 times before going to the authorities? I can see documenting the event you are complaining about, and possibly getting two separate events on film to buttress your complaint of lewd public behavior, but 4 times?
Anyway, they still may bring some form of charge against him, but for now, the felony charges have been tabled.
It's a marvel he got off so easily. I would have expected him to have been sentenced to hard time in the pokey.