...I would open a bar playing only ambient music. Maybe I still will... and this would be on permanent rotation:
Mezzanine by Massive Attack is one of the best albums eVAR. Elizabeth Fraser's ethereal sweetness is a delight of which I never could tire.
So, my ideal ambient bar would be in a converted old church, preferably with stained glass and a massive humidor. It would specialize in brandy and cigars. You may smoke a pipe or a cigar, but never a cigarette indoors, unless it is a Sobranie. (snobbery much? Why yes, make mine a double!)
My bar is called "Holy Smokes"
What's not to like? I'm searching for the perfect former church, and then: look out.