Thursday, December 17, 2009

Headline: Woods Doctor Probed...

Story here. Uh, hasn't Tiger done enough probing already?


Er- that wasn't tacky of me, was it?


I didn't think so.


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Since we're on a celebrity kick lately, how about the Octomom? Imagine the horror for her children when they turn out to have her original nose, lips, all her features?


I work in a place that is 95% female which some have called an estrogen ocean. They're not kidding. In the break room is a book shelf crowded with every incarnation of women's magazine known to the American marketplace. Us, People, Woman's Day, you get the picture. They're all plastered with what I guess are tv actors etc, and there was one with a photo of the octomom and some of her latest litter on the cover, promising an article within wherein the human clown-car expressed some sort of regret.


I hate to be unkind to people, and especially to babies, but seriously - if you're going to churn them out like rapid gunfire, shouldn't you make sure you throw prettier calves than these?


4 comments:

Jon said...

There's something really creepy about the women that have litters. It's like some horror movie, with a brood of creatures being birthed by a demented woman that worships some dark diety. When you see them interviewed, you realize the creepy feeling is founded on something more than just irrational thoughts.

Your picture may be a confirmation.

George said...

Maybe you should seed the breakroom with some WIMMEN AND GUNS?

Vinogirl said...

That is a truly scary photo...but not in the Halloween way intended (at least I hope it was Halloween.)

TOTWTYTR said...

"human clown car", I like that. OTOH, I said to someone that she's not a women, she's a baby vending machine.