Story here. Uh, hasn't Tiger done enough probing already?
Er- that wasn't tacky of me, was it?
I didn't think so.
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Since we're on a celebrity kick lately, how about the Octomom? Imagine the horror for her children when they turn out to have her original nose, lips, all her features?
I work in a place that is 95% female which some have called an estrogen ocean. They're not kidding. In the break room is a book shelf crowded with every incarnation of women's magazine known to the American marketplace. Us, People, Woman's Day, you get the picture. They're all plastered with what I guess are tv actors etc, and there was one with a photo of the octomom and some of her latest litter on the cover, promising an article within wherein the human clown-car expressed some sort of regret.
I hate to be unkind to people, and especially to babies, but seriously - if you're going to churn them out like rapid gunfire, shouldn't you make sure you throw prettier calves than these?
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There's something really creepy about the women that have litters. It's like some horror movie, with a brood of creatures being birthed by a demented woman that worships some dark diety. When you see them interviewed, you realize the creepy feeling is founded on something more than just irrational thoughts.
Your picture may be a confirmation.
Maybe you should seed the breakroom with some WIMMEN AND GUNS?
That is a truly scary photo...but not in the Halloween way intended (at least I hope it was Halloween.)
"human clown car", I like that. OTOH, I said to someone that she's not a women, she's a baby vending machine.
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