I do not care for them, have no urge to try them on, and will not even harbor fantasies of having them even just for the sake of having them.
I'm not lying. I just thought you might like to know there are actually shoes on earth I don't aspire to own.
I realize that in a world of millions of shoe designs, one will occasionally run out of names, but Promiscuous as a shoe brand? Better still, these are referred to as BOOTS. There's lots I could say, just now, but for once I'll hold my keyboard.
*NOT to say there's anything wrong with brass poles and what-have-yous...