Here at the Phlegm Propulsion Laboratories™, we're working night and day to bring you the very best in shopping. We've told you about bacon flavored dental floss, the bumper dumper and who could forget all those wonderful shoes? In that vein, I come to you today with seriously considered, sober suggestions for your holiday attire. Well, if you're like most of the demented people I know who dress up for Halloween, you've been vexing for a while about precisely what gay apparel will don you then.
Vex no longer, darlings! I have the answer right here: latex wigs.
I'll let that sink in for a moment.
You may select this insouciant blonde flip-do. Very chic if you've the right coloring for it.
Though the bouffant-action could do with a bit more loft, we greatly admire the Hawaii-Five-OH! Book 'im, Danno!
I must admit great personal bias in favour of the Elvis 'do. Bonus points for the glasses. Come to that, the glasses alone are worth their weight in hours of good, clean fun year 'round. I know
I'm getting min
e!
Vex no longer, darlings! I have the answer right here: latex wigs.
I'll let that sink in for a moment.
You may select this insouciant blonde flip-do. Very chic if you've the right coloring for it.
Though the bouffant-action could do with a bit more loft, we greatly admire the Hawaii-Five-OH! Book 'im, Danno!
I must admit great personal bias in favour of the Elvis 'do. Bonus points for the glasses. Come to that, the glasses alone are worth their weight in hours of good, clean fun year 'round. I know
I'm getting min
e!
3 comments:
What next??? LOL
Where do you find this stuff?!
I could wear the Elvis and cut-off the extra plastic too - but I still would bear no resemblance.
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