dba dude - yeah, them bones is bound to be getting somewhat brittle. I thought he was too old for that business during the "Steel Wheelchairs" tour, and that was, what? 13 years ago? Sheesh. Yup, good fing for Keif they don't have trees on stage in their act. I dunno, though, snorting some bone dust may prevent brittle bones for him...
Oh, and you are welcome - I love your blog. You're not that old, either. I suspect you won't be breaking a hip any time soon!
Yeah, my vote goes to Mick or Keif, for the above stated reasons. Althouogh I fully expect Madonna head to explode any day now from the enormous build up of crapola over the years that she has crammed in there.
Process of elimination: Keif and Mick are either animated by dark undead powers or in thrall to Satan, so I think we can rule them out.
Madonna has thoughtfully encased her bones in sinewy, manly muscle, and she's also a fan of regular vitamin injections (into the butt, where they're clearly twice as effective) which I'm sure include osteoporosis-fighting formulas, so I think she's sturdy.
So, a fiver on the commie limey! Err, the commie limey named McCartney.
Hols - on further reflection, I'm persuaded by pdb's argument that Keif and Mick are in league with Lucifer. Sympathy from the devil, and whatnot. Yeah, Madonna's overload of b/s IS far more likely than a broken hip, come to think of it. Actually, more likely western civilization is collapsing as a result of her b/s.
pdb - brilliant analysis which persuades me to your camp. Yeah, I think it'll be McCaCa wot goes wobbly onstage. Yeah, Madge has gone all manly, hasn't she? Ew.
Sir Paul. Exercise is good for the joints, so Mick will do fine. Keif ("tell me Keif, wot's it loik?") is bound to die of something before he breaks a hip. Madge might get a bit osteoporotic and beat them all to the floor.
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hahahaha great question! God I hope it's Paul McCartney - I am sick to death of him. Sicker to death of him than I am of the others even.
McCa has my bet, too, barbara.
My vote would have to go to Mick what with all that hopping around the stage.
But if you had asked "most likely to fall out of a tree?"
It would have to be Keif!
Just noticed that you have linked me, thanks for helping an old dude just finding his way in the blogosphere.
dba dude - yeah, them bones is bound to be getting somewhat brittle. I thought he was too old for that business during the "Steel Wheelchairs" tour, and that was, what? 13 years ago? Sheesh.
Yup, good fing for Keif they don't have trees on stage in their act. I dunno, though, snorting some bone dust may prevent brittle bones for him...
Oh, and you are welcome - I love your blog. You're not that old, either. I suspect you won't be breaking a hip any time soon!
Yeah, my vote goes to Mick or Keif, for the above stated reasons.
Althouogh I fully expect Madonna head to explode any day now from the enormous build up of crapola over the years that she has crammed in there.
Process of elimination: Keif and Mick are either animated by dark undead powers or in thrall to Satan, so I think we can rule them out.
Madonna has thoughtfully encased her bones in sinewy, manly muscle, and she's also a fan of regular vitamin injections (into the butt, where they're clearly twice as effective) which I'm sure include osteoporosis-fighting formulas, so I think she's sturdy.
So, a fiver on the commie limey! Err, the commie limey named McCartney.
Hols - on further reflection, I'm persuaded by pdb's argument that Keif and Mick are in league with Lucifer. Sympathy from the devil, and whatnot. Yeah, Madonna's overload of b/s IS far more likely than a broken hip, come to think of it. Actually, more likely western civilization is collapsing as a result of her b/s.
pdb - brilliant analysis which persuades me to your camp. Yeah, I think it'll be McCaCa wot goes wobbly onstage. Yeah, Madge has gone all manly, hasn't she? Ew.
Madonna. . The botox will go to her brain and she'll seize up like one of those robots that's unplugged.
By the Way. . if you don't have it the soundtrack from Donnie Darko is awesome. Perfect drive to work on Monday morning music.
My money is on Madonna...probably eats fast food and gets little nutrition!
Keith Richards would be my pick!
Sir Paul. Exercise is good for the joints, so Mick will do fine. Keif ("tell me Keif, wot's it loik?") is bound to die of something before he breaks a hip. Madge might get a bit osteoporotic and beat them all to the floor.
I'm betting Mick, doin' those stage moves of his, way beyond his time.
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