Apparently rattlers aren't fond of the essence of malt products mingled with human saliva...
I think we have a new standard for "booger-eating moron." This guy was having a few beers with friends and he thought it would be neat to show his buddies how agreeable his pet rattlesnake could be. He put the snake in his mouth and got a bit of a surprise. Unfortunately, he survived. With any luck, the venom rendered his 'nads no longer viable, but I'm not counting on it.
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"booger-eating moron"
I love it!
I guess that's a step down from a regular, garden-variety moron, right?
He was probably trying to win a Darwin - came pretty close to it!
what an idiot
All I needed to hear was "pet rattlesnake". What an idiot.
Sometimes it is allowed some systematic chlorination of the gene pool.
I don't know how this guy escaped.
I'm with you on the inoperable bits part, though. We really need this guy NOT to reproduce.
tweaker
Pet? What an idiot!
Darwin or Numb Nuts Award?!? Sounded a little warped pyscho-sexual to me. The gene pool definitely lost that round.
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