Thursday, September 27, 2007

descent into madness...



My sister sent me this video and I don't know why she hates me so.

This has sapped my will to carry on. Goodbye, cruel world.

14 comments:

Christina RN LMT said...

Oh. My. God.

I think your sister covets your Christmas tree, or something else of value you own.

That's the only explanation I have.

She wishes you dead, so she sends you this abomination.

Farewell, Phlegm. But don't despair, for I shall join you soon in the afterlife...

Anonymous said...

What the hell was that? Did you make your sister mad or something? She probably laughing herself silly over this.
Jokes on you, I bet.

Anonymous said...

If Baby Sister sent me something like that I'd be lookin' for a new sister. I bet not many folks have had dreams like that since the 60's and 70's.

DBA Dude said...

It gets worse, she has her own show on PBS!

I too am losing the will to live - will try to counteract by listing to some Bob Marley.

Anonymous said...

you are all very, very welcome. A

Liz said...

Christ on a cracker, I'm getting high just watching this. Woooooooooo...

Totally hilarious.

FatQuarterQuiltFarm said...

NICE custom carpet on the beach!!?
nothing surprises me anymore.The bird rocking in the water was the best part...I'm sure you two could benefit from some family counseling.( my sister doesn't even e-mail ever!!) Don't give up Phlemmy!!!

FHB said...

Eee Gods.

g bro said...

Hey, what was wrong with it? I liked the crashing wave and the leaping dolphins and the bird wiggling his heinie in the puddle.
All to the tune of some insipid electronic reggae music.
With an off-key Asian voiceover.
In a yellow jumpsuit.
Oh, my god, I think I'll kill myself, too!

Christina RN LMT said...

It's a conspiracy to kill off bloggers!

LBJ said...

I think it's Paula Abdul's comeback video

phlegmfatale said...

christina - what have I done to deserve this?

lainy - she's kinda evil that way! She laughed and laughed. *UGH* Now I'm thinking about that horrid, off-key singing all over again - it's a gift that keeps on giving!

myron - it can't be healthy

dba dude - A show on PBS??? So my money paid for that? Make that copious amounts of Bob Marley *shudder*

SIs - you're naughty.

liz - It's evil.

schnoobie - she's a sick puppy. She could have conducted torture sessions for Khmer Rouge.

fhb - perzackley.

g bro - indeed - how can we go on?

christina - clearly, someone is in league with Lucifer.

skywriter - only with better dancing. At least Paula Abdul's vids can't be called bland!

NotClauswitz said...

Whoaaaaa! That's better than 'shrooms up in the woods behind Kresge College...

:P fuzzbox said...

I think a part of my soul has just died.