Somewhere, there's a 1970s bridesmaid that JLo beat the shit out of so that she might abscond with this coral chiffon fantasie.
Either that or she mugged Norma Zimmer (The Lawrence Welk Show's Champagne Lady).
And the hair? That's shoplifter wig hair. Several kinds of wrong.
In any case, it kinda makes me puke in my mouth, a bit.
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Oh, and speaking of singers - didn't
that whole Milli-Vanilli thing pan out sorta like the backstory in Singin' In The Rain where they have the normal but somewhat ordinary gifted singer's voice dubbed over the squawking of the silent film star? Sorta? Kinda? Maybe just a little?
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Not to mention that the bridesmaid is at least 3 inches taller than JLo!
The whole dubbing thing, wasn't that Audrey Hepburn in "My Fair Lady"?
And a lot of people were pissed because Julie Andrews OWNED that role on Broadway and was not cast in the movie version...booo, hisss!
That is one ugly dress. Even the color sucks. Yikes!
Christina - that was crazy, to pass on Julie Andrews for the role, but Audrey was the darling of the moment. Plus she probably slept with the right person.
lainy - it's a melon horror. Nightmare. Seriously. What was she thinking?
JLo must have decided she needed the bridesmaid outfit and new do to better match her butt-ugly husband.
I am sure I wore that in some wedding in my past!
oh, yeah, and did I tell you that I have tagged you ... again ;0
lol forgot about the lawrence welk lady!
Oh the shame of it all, took me a while to figure out what a JLo was.
I really appreciate the wide glowing silk piping all over that fella's jacket, too. Or maybe it's just ripstock reinforcing, I find it hard to tell. An even more interesting suit was worn by the guy who wrote "Unintended Consequences" when we all dined out one night. Maybe I'm old fashioned but I don't think human males should wear suits which can be set to 'stun'.
The woodwork in some parts of my house was painted in that color when we moved in - in gloss; we also had a purple living room back then. You just reminded me.
barbara - I'll agree with you there- they are quite the pair
kim - THanks! I'll respond to your tag soon
hammer - yup, miles and miles of chiffon
lin - didn't know what a JLo was? That is SO to your credit. Then again, you are busy having a real life, so it stands to reason. I guess that guy needs an FBI-proof-suit, if stories are true... I agree - loud suits kill all the testosterone in the room, frankly.
meg - Oh my goodness. I'm guessing you got a bargain on your house-of-many-colors? :P
Her dress had to be too loong so that his too long pants wouldn't look sooo strange. They both hurt my eyes.
Yikes. She's looking a little harsh in the face too.
She looks like orange sherbet, which belongs on a cone, not a woman. amazing that someone with so much money cannot figure out what looks good.
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