Saturday, July 14, 2007

BULLETIN:

HUMAN MALE HEADS COMPOSED OF SOLID BONE.

Or at least 2 of them are.

One time, my 3 year old cousin put the family car in gear and rolled the car down the driveway over her 1 year-ish old sister, who was crawling around. She had the big tire mark all the way across her abdomen and nothing broken, nothing 'sploded. True to form, they are tough bitches in adulthood too, having gotten full scholarships to college for volleyball and basketball.

Apparently, getting run over is more easily survived by some folk than others.

9 comments:

FHB said...

Ouch! Bet that's gonna leave a mark.

phlegmfatale said...

fhb - well, I'll bet it doesn't feel good!

HollyB said...

My theory is that his head was so full of AIR, as in the Sinus cavities, that they "cushioned" the blow and that's what saved him. So he's actually an Airhead, not a Bonehead.

phlegmfatale said...

hollyb - very good point. I perhaps should have qualified that by saying this guy may be an exception.

Detail Medic said...

Now see, this is the area of the country from whence I came. This doesn't surpise me the least little bit.

Christina RN LMT said...

Confirmation of something I've always suspected...

phlegmfatale said...

detail medic - can fix a car AND he's lucky? Hell, that guy's a keeper.

christina - YAY!!! You're back! Not full of people any more, are you? Nice to see your name pop up here!

Anonymous said...

that's news how?

Geez, I thought that was proven centuries ago.

This, on the other hand, is entirely another matter...
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Regards,
Rabbit.

DW said...

"Someone was looking out for him."
Obviously not or he wouldn't have a tire track on his head.