My sister got a questionnaire last week in the mail from the John McCain campaign.
She said one of the questions it asked was "do you think we should be sending more troops to the Middle East?"
She crossed out "troops" and wrote in "bombs."
Clever girl. That had me salivating, anticipating receiving one of those mailings, and all the glorious ways she had inspired me to modify the document to more accurately reflect my own opinions. Alas, they have yet to send me one. Pity.