A ringing endorsement.

Is the peace in your home disturbed whenever someone puts up their dooks? Now there is hope for your happy home.

I'm not going into a lot of detail here. Just trust me on this one: this stuff really works. It's a blend of herbal oils that you spray on the water surface and it lovingly envelops the *ahem* new arrivals in a preservative film of aroma-warfare. This is a little on the pricey side, but a small price to pay to keeping the peace in a household. Trap-a-crap is a distinguished member of the Poo-Pourri family of products.

This is some seriously good shit.