Friday, April 10, 2009

I'm freaking out...


...because all this time and all the gazillions of pictures of him that have been plastered everywhere, and I just noticed he has a mole. I suspect a cover-up. Most pictures published show his face at an angle where the mole is not so obvious. What does the MSM have against moles? Moles are people too. Or, little furry rodents, anyhoo.

11 comments:

Attila The Mom said...

As far as moles go, it doesn't seem to be a very offensive one either. How weird.

Hammer said...

http://i41.tinypic.com/xm26gi.gif

GeorgeH said...

I'm looking at him in a live press conference right now, and the mole is buried under the pancake makeup. If I didn't know it was there, I couldn't spot it.

Anonymous said...

He has taught us that some things should be overlooked ... like tax evasion. I know you can turn a blind eye to this, be FAIR.

Old NFO said...

But... but... he's the Lightbringer, he's supposed to be PERFECT, he can't have a mole, that would indicate humanity... :-)

Anonymous said...

NFO beat me to it; it takes away from the perfectedness of Teh One.

Borepatch said...

Hmmm, lessee. Mole on face? Check. President? Check. Inspirational (to MSM drones; redundancy alert)? Check.

He's positively Lincolnesque!

Or maybe we should ask the Face Feng Shui masters ...

Ranger Tom said...

Actually, I don't think it's a mole at all. It's the implant where he gets his intructions from the Mother Ship...

Anonymous said...

RT - Yes, Hulu, I knew it!

OrangeNeckInNY said...

That's not a mole; that's the evil alien mastermind that has taken over the weak-willed brain of the Idiot-In-Chief.

Rocket Girl said...

It seems to have its own website.
http://obamasmole.com/