Naked mom argues with son, accidentally shoots finger
Um, SO, she flipped her son off.? This is Texas, which has tremendous subset overlappage with Greater Redneckia. Who among us has not pissed off their own naked mother, resulting in said nude dam flipping the bird at us? What? No?
From the article:
A 73-year-old Fort Worth woman shot her finger after arguing with her son because she had been walking around the house naked, police said.
I mean, after arguing with her son about her nudity, are we to believe she shot her own finger in a fit of pique? Was she aiming at him? I mean, you almost could assume that she shot her own finger intentionally. I like my version of events in which she just flipped the guy off.
Apparently, the woman was walking nude around her own damned house at 1:30 AM, and her 53 year old son was outraged and took issue with her nudity. Here's what I think about that-- I think that any soul to reach the august age of 73 has the right to walk nude through their own home at 1:30 AM. If he doesn't like it, her 53 year old son can tear his ass on out of there and get his own dad-burned apartment, oui? Si.
But shooting her own finger?
Maybe there should be a four-rules rule of nudity. Let's compose one, shall we:
- All nudity is loaded with irony, always
- Never aim your nudity at someone with whom you wish to remain on friendly terms
- Keep your hands off clothing fasteners until you're ready to un-deploy them
- Always be sure of your intended nudity recipient/victim, and their respective posses
h/t to g bro