About 10 years ago, I followed the antics online of a guy who intentionally cultivated a crop of athlete's foot on his poor, innocent feet. *gack*
Yes, oober-yucky, but at moments sublimely funny. Or diabolically?
Anyway, after all these years, I found it again over here.
Called The Stinky Feet Project, its author sowed little descriptive gems which I'll not abuse you with here. This is precisely as disgusting as you might expect, but if you're on the strange side, you may enjoy it.
Bonus nugget: he's from Arkansas, so we're probably related. :P