One of the unexpected perks of living in greater Redneckia is the cool shit you see in stores. Here, for example, we have Sasquatch dessicated meat products in stick form. [Frankly, I fully support the marketing of meats in easy-to-consume stick form, just for the record.]
Anyway, I love the ideer of some Sasquatch jerky-treats for hoomans, and hopefully now Chaka from Land of The Lost can reunite with his long lost cousin, Sasquatch. If they can hook up with the Geico cavemen, perhaps the
y can have a family reunion. Or file a class action lawsuit.
y can have a family reunion. Or file a class action lawsuit....or run for Congress. They couldn't do worse than the booger-eating morons we put in there before...
