Thursday, February 05, 2009

On a flaming pogo stick, at that.

Somewhere, sometime, a Frankie fell in love with a Johnnie.
There's even prolly been a couple named Mutt and Jeff at some point.

Now Madonna is dating a guy named Jesus.



Srsly.

*shudder*

Um, ew.

10 comments:

g bro said...

Nothing like a bit of Biblical incest to start your day off wrong. Gross!

Old NFO said...

THAT is just plain scary...

Breda said...

Heh, he's also young enough to be her son. Double ew.

DirtCrashr said...

*snerk!!* The first thing I thought was, "She's dating a leaf-blower guy from Mexico!" Not far from the truth huh?

OrangeNeckInNY said...

That's incestuous!!!

Buck said...

Eye-roller of the day: Hopefully, with Jesus it will be a match made in heaven...

If not the year. Time will tell.

Peter said...

Well, apart from the fact that the real Jesus is probably shaking his head in disbelief . . .

this is an opportunity that's simply too good to miss. I mean, how often can one apply a Biblical verse to a different Jesus, with an entirely different meaning, and get a laugh out of it?

I refer, of course, to Matthew 11:3, which reads (in the King James version):

"And said unto him, Art thou he that should come, or do we look for another?"

In the context of Madonna's boyfriend, that takes on a whole new meaning . . .

:-)

Thud said...

Watching here decay is rather scary...it's like Dorian grey in reverse...she looks terrible.

Bob said...

Madonna has always had a taste for Latino boys. Camille Paglia is on record in her writings saying that Madonna used to cruise New York in a limo, pick up anonymous Latino boys for sex in the back of the limo, then dump them back out a few hours later. She's just reverting to form.

Mechuahua said...

I think he's hot as hell! Good going Madge!