Friday, June 27, 2008

PHLEGMMY'S ACCESSORY CORNER:



Louis Vuitton's Conspiration Pilote lunettes with the monogram coating on the lenses. We likee because it reminds us of Madeline Kahn in High Anxiety. What's not to love?




We literally squeal over the Shadows bracelet from Sarah Graham in blackened steel and diamonds. Blackened steel jewelry? I'm totally down with that. It looks particularly stunning with yellow gold, too. But I'm not picky. Hee. Having done some fabrication, I have to say that steel is a bear to work with, compared to the relatively pliant properties of gold, which only goes so far toward splainin' the ghastly pricetag on this little deadly. Love This Stuff. Her rings are also superb.




Then there's the new accessory the brown truck of happiness delivered today. Peter called me up last week and told me about a sparkling deal on this baby over at Numrich, and said if I were smart, I'd snap it up. Well, I'm here to tell you, I'm a smart girl. I'm going to slap this puppy in my new Mossberg and I'll have a date with several representatives of the international symbol of peace in September, and we'll see who comes out on top, preferably with new feathers for her cap. ROWR! YEAH! Cause I'm a cougar, baby! Look out, little birdies! Gonna gitcha.

16 comments:

Peter said...

Glad the barrel got there safely. I bags first taste of the dove-breast pie! Yum!

phlegmfatale said...

consider the first taste to be yours, peter! i'll be scrambling for a recipe, but i'm not one to back down from a challenge.

lainy said...

LaP, love the bracelet! And your beautiful picture, here you were hiding from us all this time.You're just so darn cute and purdy.

breda said...

I love that photo so much. You're like an old-fashioned pin-up kind of girl.

phlegmfatale said...

lainy - Yeah, that IS the coolest bracelet. Uh, I was hiding from a lot of stuff for a long time, but it's so sweet of you to say those things, darlin'! :)

breda - Garsh.

breda said...

it's true!

(p.s. I could do without the logos on the sunglasses. A little too ghetto fabulous.)

Anonymous said...

Off the subject...your Winehouse prophesy seems to be closing in, I don't think she is one of those who can pull out of the nose dive. Sad. It makes me feel sick. I've seen one too many dead this week.

By the way, how did your visit to the doctor go?

phlegmfatale said...

breda - I'm a relic from another era. :P Yeah, there are a couple ghetto-fabulous things I can stomach, but mostly... I was just thinking of Madeline and her LV monogram logo print suit and car-- it was a joke in the movie. Now it's straight-faced reality.

leazwell-- wish I'd been wrong about that -- I really love her music, but she's a hot mess. I agree- I don't think she'll recover. I wish Drew Barrymore would take her under her wing -- Drew made it back out the other side and won a lot of respect.

Doctor visit wasn't as bad as I'd feared, and they said the tests will take 2 weeks.

FHB said...

One of the things I inherited from dad when he kicked it was his cool old pair of Air Force shades. I plan to have the lenses replaced and start wearin' 'em. They're cool as hell. You doo be a couga babe. No prisoners. And i love the new picture of you there on the comments. Stop hidin'.

phlegmfatale said...

fhb - Sounds fab-- you'll have to show us a pic when you do that.

Glad you like the pic, but if I start hiding, the world may panic, because I'll come out swinging and mad to rap it on the back of the thighs with a hairbrush.

Buck said...

Phlegmmy... You CUTIE, you! Believe it or don't... but it's SO nice to be able to put a face to all of your wonderful writing. The picture is complete now. Thanks!

phlegmfatale said...

aw, shucks, bucky-duck!

Lin said...

'Bout time you flashed that beautiful face - yo sexy thang, you! Bravo!

BTW, we have a particularly good dove spot 'up top' if you like filling up those flutter pies. I'll even do the baking!

phlegmfatale said...

well, let me get some Texas doves under my belt, and then I'll come start working on the New Mexico variety. Let me know when the rat is available!

phlegmfatale said...

Flutter pies.

I'll be giggling for days over that one!

Carteach said...

I'm not much on most jewelry.... cept of course if I had a hand in making it...

But I like that bracelet.

I also like the Photo! About time you show off a bit!