Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Discomboobulated...

At the recent fancy-dress wedding of Little Britain star Matt Lucas, Courtney Love appeared as the Queen of Hearts. WTF is going on with that implant? Ladies - if you're going to corset up, best to do a dry run when fitting and make sure your lady bits don't get so squoze up so much that other guests can read "Dow-Corning" and the serial number off your prosthetics, m'kay? Ew. It kinda looks like a little butt on there or sumpthin. It's a pity, because otherwise, I think this is about the best and healthiest I've seen her in a photograph, even looking semi-trashed.

19 comments:

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Jeez. How unsexy.

phlegmfatale said...

That's what I thought.

Myron said...

I dunno, maybe after 90 days at sea. But even then I'd have to be drunk, drunk, drunk.

Tam said...

Look out! It's getting away!

phlegmfatale said...

myron - well, it's nice to know that you could fight through it!

tam - yup! That one's running for the barn.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

That looks downright painful!

Dick said...

She has a serious case of "man hands."

phlegmfatale said...

barbara - well, it ain't pretty, that's for sure! Yeah, I wouldn't want the ladies all squoze up like that - I'd worry about cutting off my cirulation. Then again, not being orignal manufacturer equipment, those don't have a lot of circulation going through them anyway...

dick - ew. I never noticed. You know, that makes it even creepier, considering what a tiny little waif Kurt Cobain was. Ew.

Anonymous said...

Courtney like putting her boobs in weird places. Just about every picture I've seen of her has her mammy bits flopping about.

For a second I thought you called her the "queen of tarts" which would be very appropriate.

Myron said...

This photo must be pre-Dow Corning. Clickie clickie Google is your friend.

phlegmfatale said...

hammer - I guess so. See the link myron so thoughtfully provided! Yup, tartish, indeed.

myron- *L* I guess so! Classy.

Zelda said...

Holy Crap! It give a whole new meaning to double-breasted.

Leazwell said...

Ye gods and little fishes - ick!

She looks like something out of Dangerous Liasons that got mauled.

Heather B said...

Ugh it hurts me!

Kelly said...

I feel so...embarrassed. Without reading, and only glancing quickly, I thought it was a picture of the Divine Ms. Bette Midler.

I feel horrible.

Mushy said...

Squoze up is right! I thought at first it was her knee caught up in her top!

I was wondering how she was walking.

Fathairybastard said...

Yea, ouch, and is that a bad face lift too? Or botox? Eeeew. Used and shunted to the side, almost like one of the tarts from Deadwood.

Anonymous said...

At least if she's pushed into a large body of water, chances are she won't drown.

:-)

Hey, gotta have something to believe in!

Becky said...

What in the hell happened to those -- they are just downright scary to look at. And the thing is that she wasnt' exactly small-chested in the first place.