Thursday, November 02, 2006

The Dallas Morning News did an article yesterday listing statistics on the grease-clotted fodder we Texans gobbled up at the State Fair last month, to the tune of 2.5 million corny dogs sold, etc.

People will go on about a healthy alternative not being available to eat on the midway.

Well, here's my contribution, and I'm thinking I need to patent this toute-de-suite and reserve booth space to sell my new invention at the next state fair. I'm going to be a millionaire.

Are you ready? Are you sitting down? OK.

Deep-fried Salad-on-a-stick. It could be a 1/8th wedge of Iceberg lettuce with olives, tomato bits and little buds of ranch dressing embedded, then breaded and deep-fried.

Or, how about deep-fried cole slaw? What's better for you than cabbage?

What do you think? I'll let you know when I do my IPO, mkay?

8 comments:

Myron said...

Can I have bleu cheese instead of ranch? Thank you very much.

Dick said...

The fried Snickers crap sent me over the cliff.

nongirlfriend said...

Mmmm, salad on a stick.

hammer said...

That actually sounds good. I'll let you know how it turns out.

Meg Nakagawa said...

Watermelon?

HollyB said...

Yum,Yum, good stuff for the tum!

Fathairybastard said...

Man, people need to learn how to mind their own tedious business and let the fathairybastard graze. Sheeesh.

phlegmfatale said...

myron - actually, bleu cheese is usually my choice, too - I just figured the ranch would be more popular

big dick - it's revolting, innit?

nongirlfriend - hmmm

hammer - we'll all want full details

meg - fried watermelon? You've the stuff of genius about you, woman!

hollyb - hammer's going to let us know when he'll be serving it to us

fathairybastard - don't let it get to you, hon.