Me: like an Austin-Healy?
Dad: I don't know. I heard a funny thing when I was a little kid.
Me: what was it.
Mom laughs like "here he goes!"
Dad: There once was a young man from Boston
Went to town and bought him an Austin
He had room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung low and he lost 'em
*much laughter at table
Me: why have you never told me this before now?
Mom: he was waiting for you to be mature enough
Me to Dad: I think we've both just been insulted!