The company I work at takes pains to inform people at orientation that the company frowns upon cleavage of the boob- and butt- varieties.
A prudish, drab creature came up to me one day and anounced, scandalized, that she could see my bra (the merest hint of which was peeking out from the neckline of my top). I looked down and said "ah. Okay. That's alright."
She blinked at me expectantly and for an instant reminded me of my terrier who speaks NO Engrish. Seeing I made no effort to cover up, she fairly hissed "this is a Christian company."
I said "it's okay. These are Christian breasts."
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LOL!
That was the perfect retort!
I still think you should have chastised her for looking at your breasts...
"Why were you looking at my chest? That's sexual harassment!"
Heh...
"Well of course it is. And I'm showing these for Jesus, so he has something more pure and Christian to look at than that whore he ran around with."
LOL! Well said!
We have a teenager daughter and I have what I call the "Bend Over Rule". She bends over and if I can see down the front or up the back she can't wear it!
Touche, missy!
Well done Phlegmmy :-)
No disrespect, but I'm hoping this isn't your puppeh post of the week.
Some people just suck.
A few years ago, I had to officially council one of my employees, because when she reached up to get something off a top shelf, her shirt rode up, and you could see her belly-button ring dangling out from under her shirt. This offended one of my other employees.
You may assume, if you would like, that the complainer was late middle-aged and never looked 10% as good as my other employee did, but that is not the point. I can't count HOW many times I had other employees come back into the office after working hard, with the horrific visual of belly fat poking out from under their shirt, hanging over their belt-line...
Talk about offensive...
Jugs for Jesus?
(Ohhhhhhh, I feel bad about that one.)
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