Saddam Hussein dyes another day...
Saddam Hussein may have sworn off food, but that rippling mane and those eyebrows don't lie: Hussein-in-tha-membrane's been on the down-low with Miss Clairol. We'll see if he gradually covers up the mostly salt/dash-o-pepper beardage. Up next: He'll swan out into the public eye in black Armani Xchange turtlenecks and flat-front black trousers from Calvin Klein. I can't wait until he "crunks" out his third-world grill. Large & in charge & keeping it real for tyranny! Go, dictators!
10 comments:
Is there not an islamic law against hair dye?
Perhaps, but what is islaminc law when one's public awaits? One must look fly when splashed on CNN and C-SPAN. Word.
I think you are on to something here. It looks to me like Clairol Hydrience in # 52, Black Pearl.
I know it doesnt have anything to do with this post but I just saw your very first post on this blog,
wow - I am impressed, yea God knows what lurks in our gene pool
YEs, I'd also noticed that he seemed much darker than when he crawled out of that hole he was in.
It IS scary, knight. Wow. I can't believe you went that far back.
Glad all y'all enjoyed this post. I just thought the dye job was indicative of a peculiar vanity that made him seem less emphatic and genuine. NOT that there was ever any doubt...
That picture is so horrifying it gave me the hiccups.
*ROFL*
Smile for me Saddam.
Whatchu lookin' at?
I wanna see yo' grill.
You wanna see my whaaaaaaat?
Oh girl. Please. Don't let Saddy be all crunkin' down home now. I can't be watchin' him drinkin' from the pimp cup and then flashin' that grill.
Hoo Lordy...did you make a sistah laugh just now.
CP.
OMG - the pimp cup!!! How did I forget to include that. He'll also be carrying the Swarovsky Crystal™-tipped can and have a big nugget pinkie ring. EW. Thanks for playing along, cp. You made me laugh, too, so we're even!
This appeared in my email, but not on blogger:
Rocky (Racquel) has left a new comment on your post "2/15/2006 01:14:00 AM":
Sweetie, that aint no Miss Clairol - it's Kiwi brand shoe polish for black leather that he swiped from one of his guards!
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