Would it be ass-inine of me to say I hope someone cracks the case soon?
Seriously, though-- do you think it is possible her butt didn't look marvelous before the surgery?
I don't. Pity. As commenters have mentioned, vanity always gets one in the end.
nope, she prolly had flat mexi-butt with future back fat muffin top delux. not the super booty delux u n I were blessed whif. but still sorry she died tryin to get super white booty
ReplyDeleteyou loving sister,
bfvs
plz forgive me an bless all the pygmies in Africa.
As a one-hit wonder 80's band once sang so eloquently, vanity kills, it don't pay bills...
ReplyDeleteI found your comments to be cheeky.
ReplyDeletePoor, deformed young thing...
ReplyDeleteSome people might be offended by the puns. In hindsight, would you have posted something different?
ReplyDeleteVery punny, Phlegmmy!
ReplyDeleteShe was only 37, WTF?! Now her kids will grow up without a mom.
Butts are the 'big' thing in South America, not tits, so she probably had 'secretarial spread' from the kids and wanted to get back in shape...
ReplyDeleteAt some point and very quickly I think, plastic-surgery becomes a fetish, and people who are artistic perfectionists (frequently are ADHD type's) are very highly susceptible.
ReplyDeleteBut Argentina is obsessed already - and there must be 15 "Former Miss Argentinas" since 1994 - they don't repeat. It's a racket.