I do not care for them, have no urge to try them on, and will not even harbor fantasies of having them even just for the sake of having them.
I'm not lying. I just thought you might like to know there are actually shoes on earth I don't aspire to own.
I realize that in a world of millions of shoe designs, one will occasionally run out of names, but Promiscuous as a shoe brand? Better still, these are referred to as BOOTS. There's lots I could say, just now, but for once I'll hold my keyboard.
*NOT to say there's anything wrong with brass poles and what-have-yous...
Those things look like medieval torture devices...yikes.
ReplyDeleteStrippers have to get their shoes somewhere. I'm just sayin'. ( and no, I do not harbor any ill will towards strippers. I have fond memories from my youth that...I will not share in a puyblic forum. Lol!)
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't have worn those even when I was young and foolish. And to call them BOOTS? I'm way to country.
ReplyDeleteYou and me both. Those seem to combine both tacky and uncomfortable in proportions as generous as the shoes are skimpy.
ReplyDeleteUm... those would draw some 'comments' no question...
ReplyDeleteI read your blog because it almost always causes me to smile, and today was no exception. I'm glad to know there are SOME shoes you don't like ;)
ReplyDeleteHankH
Those are truly hideous. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteUgh. They look like a cross between a slinky and DNA.
ReplyDeleteDW - Medieval was def. pre-patent leather era. Plus metallics in that period were usually, well, metal.
ReplyDeleteTolewyn - you ain't right.
FarmMom - indeed - if'n it's called a boot, it oughta help keep the snakes out, not invite them in.
Wing - perfectly stated, my dear.
Old NFO - InDEED!
Hank H - Thanks for stopping by, and I'm glad you got a grin for your troubles.
MiniKat - Not remotely cute, imho.
Christina - Another apt description, darling!
They look like the rest of the wedding ensemble for the "Bride of Frankenstein".
ReplyDeleteMust be causing flutters amongst the S & M crowd, though.
ReplyDeleteElsewhere PhD
How I got to the linked page is far too long a story, but when I first saw it, you were the first person I thought of.
ReplyDeleteShoetube: http://shoetube.tv/