Welcome to my world. Whatever bug crawled up everyone's ass last week is still snugly ensconced there and apparently thriving. Here's the .jpg from the email I told y'all about last week. Well, I shouldn't bitch - things are smoothing out a teeny bit. I still reserve the right to bitch.
LMAO! Busted. What an asshole. Hilarious. Sucks to be that guy.
ReplyDeletewhat i love is the "please come again" cross it out and say F.U.
ReplyDeletefathairybastard - he has no idea - he's one of those "one-uppers" - anything you ever say, he's done bigger/better/faster.
ReplyDeletekim carney - I guess I should cross out "Will" return and write in "May" return.
In Gov't work, that would be what we called "close enough".
ReplyDeleteOkay, I have to delurk for this. Who's to say this little gem of a tenant didn't move his watch forward for effect? And "may return" sounds like a good idea...what about an "-ish" after the minute marker?
ReplyDeleteAnd he has to live with himself for all eternity.
ReplyDeleteI pretty much missed Project Superstar, or whatever the hell it was called.
ReplyDeleteBut I will be waiting for the porn tape with Tommy lee and the chick finalist to come out on the net.
mushy - close enough or not, it'll have to do.
ReplyDeleteamy - Well, he went to the trouble in the email to say that his watch is satellite-calibrated and accurate to within 30 seconds at all time. I'm all for the "ISH" thing. *L* Excellent ideer.
zelda - yup - I'd say that's punishment enough, wouldn't you? He deserves our pity.
big dick - *L* I'm sure there will be lots more Tommy Lee porn to come, if that's what floats your bobber.
zelda - dipshits like him seem to love themselves more than anyone else so he's probably looking forward to spending eternity with himself.
ReplyDeleteAt least it's someone you can get away from.... I have a Dad that's kinda like this; he's 79 and has cancer but still has a very keen eye ofr all my 'Gotacha' moments.
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