I think I'm safe in saying...

I speak for everyone when I say that Katie Perry's song Firework can not die screaming soon enough for any of us. Went to see a movie Friday night and it was in the trailer for two movies designed to appeal to prepubescent folk. "make them say ugh ugh ugh, as you circle the bowl." Just shut up already. Don't you have someone to kiss, or something?

Other stuff that should die screaming:

Car sound systems that jar the bowels of neighboring motorists. Incinerate. On the spot. No questions asked.

Vandals. Die. Screaming.

Mondays. I've got a mad-on for Mondays. Why don't I like them?

More caffeine, pls.