Fatale Abstraction

George W. Bush had it all wrong about Nancy Pelosi: she wasn't measuring for curtains in the Speaker's office, she was measuring for curtains in her taxpayer-provided personal private military jet. What a pompous ass!

What I wonder is why someone in the Hollywood community doesn't simply provide her one? After all, she's their guy. The most hilarious bit of flak I've seen in the media on this was when someone referred to her requested aircraft as a "flying Lincoln bedroom." tee hee.