First, how in Offler's name does anybody decided that letting a tranny inject a selection from the Lowes' bargain bin in their fifth point of contact is something to even consider? And don't say drugs or alcohol. Even if I mainlined a distilled blend of 'shrooms, LCD, and PCP I wouldn't think that was a good idea.
Second, the line "sports an apparently enhanced rear herself in arrest photos"... Ya think?
I grew up near Tampa and left last fall after nearly 40 years. If they ask about the state, I tell people in my new town that Florida is a lot like the place depicted in (Herald columnist) Carl Hiaasen's books ... only much stranger.
Except that's a dude. For reals.
ReplyDeleteFirst, how in Offler's name does anybody decided that letting a tranny inject a selection from the Lowes' bargain bin in their fifth point of contact is something to even consider? And don't say drugs or alcohol. Even if I mainlined a distilled blend of 'shrooms, LCD, and PCP I wouldn't think that was a good idea.
ReplyDeleteSecond, the line "sports an apparently enhanced rear herself in arrest photos"... Ya think?
BGM
*Blink*
ReplyDeleteFix-A-Flat? Really? Really?
The story from the Miami Herald.
ReplyDeleteI grew up near Tampa and left last fall after nearly 40 years. If they ask about the state, I tell people in my new town that Florida is a lot like the place depicted in (Herald columnist) Carl Hiaasen's books ... only much stranger.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/82tpwgg
Huh. So she bought the junk in her trunk at Auto Zone.
ReplyDelete'Blink'...'Blink'... scrubbing eyes... re-reading... Nah, it's GOT to be a joke, right??? or not...
ReplyDeletePlease, please, PLEASE tell me that he/she/it's mug shot has been photoshopped, as that doesn't even look remotely attractive.
ReplyDeleteI also grant you one comment title WIN!
Photoshopped, definitely.
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