Squirrels have chewed through the wires. This is war. Me and my little Dead Squirrel Whisperer* may not stem the onslaught of your kind entirely, but we will be a pox on your houses. Srsly.
I'm thinking of taking up squirrel taxidermy.
Yup. I just might do it. Me an my bitch will rain fiery squirrelly death in my yard. You think I'm kidding. I jihad you! Frelling squirrels!
There's going to be plenty of your little carcasses around. I have most of a brick of Super Colibri left, and another brick where that came from. I'll get you, my pretties, with my little dog, too!
*Praline
A rat trap will work. Use a wood screw to mount it to a branch higher than Praline can climb and bait it with a pecan. Besides taking care of your problem, it works when you're not around.
ReplyDeleteFried squirrel is pretty good.
ReplyDeleteben
Have you enlisted the help of Himself for your squirrell jihad?
ReplyDelete