We must have been over controlling parents because I don't recall anything like that. Well, except for the stove thing. One of my kids did something to the door on our old dishwasher. We never quite figured it out, but the hinges and springs ended up getting replaced.
Borepatch-- You must have missed the one about securing car keys when you leave the house... you know, the one with the picture of the semi-closed garage door and the car that has "D" and "R" backwards on the console.
If I have to be responsible for another human being for that long, I'm going to think LONG and HARD before I start on it.
ReplyDeleteNumber Two pencil through my speaker cones = ALL of them. JBLs. Expensive JBLs. It's a wonder infanticide isn't more common.
ReplyDeleteOh man... that is just sad... but FUNNY!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteI had to replace carpet too. Sigh...
We must have been over controlling parents because I don't recall anything like that. Well, except for the stove thing. One of my kids did something to the door on our old dishwasher. We never quite figured it out, but the hinges and springs ended up getting replaced.
ReplyDeleteChildfree over here. If I had kids and they did even half the things documented on that site, I'd stay drunk on a permanent basis.
ReplyDeleteI noticed no pictures of damaged cars. :-/
ReplyDeleteBorepatch--
ReplyDeleteYou must have missed the one about securing car keys when you leave the house... you know, the one with the picture of the semi-closed garage door and the car that has "D" and "R" backwards on the console.