You've gotta hand it to couch potatoes: they know their limits. They're not going to break their leg hiking in the badlands of South Dakota and have to saw their own paw off with a Leatherman to get to help. They won't die in Class IV rapids when their canoe goes all tippy. They won't be borne aloft by a ski kite in a blizzard on a mountainside in Algiers.
Here's to Fritos and bean dip. Here's to not fighting gravity. Here's to never having this happen to you:
h/t to BlowFuzzy von Sassy
This is why I am more than happy to count myself amongst the ranks of the chesterfield loungers.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's a darn good thing they didn't do something really stupid and tie themself to the.......Oh. I just noticed the first of the video.
ReplyDeleteDumba**
Jaw, hanging open.
ReplyDeleteGood grip!
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