The most loathsome spam email I get:
Flush out up to 20 lbs. with Acai Berry
From: #1 Super Food on Oprah
I don't give a rat's arse if Oprah has on one of her many properties worldwide actually located the very Fountain of Youth, I bloody well don't give a toss and don't want to see references to it in my email account!!!
Whoever sends this thing out, I'd like to stab them in the neck with a pencil.
Couldn't we just go back to offers to enlarge my manhood?
I had reached the conclusion that your manhood was more than substantial, but if you feel insecure about it......
ReplyDeleteOh, I think your manhood is plenty large already.
ReplyDeleteg bro and breda - I love you people!
ReplyDeleteOK.. what do g bro and Breda know that I don't? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm stayin the hell outta this one... :-)
ReplyDeleteSeems Breda and g bro already covered everything quite substantially.
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