In a perfect world, there would be a cigar bar in a former church called Holy Smokes.
There also would be a diner run by a couple named Sam and Ella which would specialize in undercooked pork, questionable eggs and dubious potaters.
There would be a landscaping company run by shade-tree law enforcement officers and it would be called Lawn Order.
That is all.
Good ones! I'm too damn tired to think about more, but I know they are out there... :-)
ReplyDeleteIn local big city we have a pie shop called Sweeney & Todd!
ReplyDeleteThey make some fantastic home made pies - venison and oyster being my favourite.
How about a lawn care and organic fertilizer company called Lawn Ordure?
ReplyDeleteHehe. I like the pie shop name in Pushing Daisies -- The Pie Hole.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine in Galveston tried to convert his place of business/residence (a former Jewish temple) into a cafe/bar, featuring "cheeses, fried for your sins", and a drink featuring Mogen David wine, to be nknown as the "Neghila".
ReplyDeleteOld NFO - come on back if you think of some.
ReplyDeleteDBA Dude - Nice, but venison and oyster??? I wouldn't have thunk it.
Oldsmoblogger - That is superb!
Becky - cute, I like it!
Anonymous - that is hilarious! :) Thanks for the grin.