Hahahaha. I saw this episode of Penn & Teller's show. The nut job that is touting the dolphin's birthing services hasn't actually had a client/numbnut follow through with a "dolphin assisted birth."
Who ever coined the quip "chlorine in the gene pool" was totally inspired by such fools.
Yeah, the DAD doesn't agree with the "hospital birthing experience". I'd like to see him try to pass a watermelon through his dick. He'd be at the hospital so fast, he'd leave his dreadlocks behind.
Oh great, here I am finally getting out of the uterine straightjacket and being born, and the first thing I get is a mouthful of stinky, whale-pee seawater. "The dolphins may be able to correct some of those complications..." WTF?
Where are Child Protective Services when you need them? And a good pair of hair clippers?
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. I saw this episode of Penn & Teller's show. The nut job that is touting the dolphin's birthing services hasn't actually had a client/numbnut follow through with a "dolphin assisted birth."
ReplyDeleteWho ever coined the quip "chlorine in the gene pool" was totally inspired by such fools.
What a couple of idiots! Go smoke some more dope you dreadlock lettuce eaters!
ReplyDeleteYeah, the DAD doesn't agree with the "hospital birthing experience". I'd like to see him try to pass a watermelon through his dick. He'd be at the hospital so fast, he'd leave his dreadlocks behind.
ReplyDeleteNatural Selection at work
ReplyDeleteOh great, here I am finally getting out of the uterine straightjacket and being born, and the first thing I get is a mouthful of stinky, whale-pee seawater.
ReplyDelete"The dolphins may be able to correct some of those complications..." WTF?