In truth, 6 days out of seven I wear a dress or a skirt, and I rarely wear t-shirts, but I think I have to have this one: Vying for my affections in a very close second is another t-shirt from this company which says "Cracker, please!"
Man, where I work, the white people wouldn't get it, and the black people wouldn't, EITHER! I wish for once, I was around people where I could do a huggy-bear walk and say, "Say, Brutha! Whatz 'appenin'?!" I thought I was multilingual, being able to say a few phrases in old southern country black and hip urban 60's black. But the world has moved on, and hip-hop slang leaves me looking like a buggy whip at a NASCAR race. I guess if I want to wax nostalgic, I'll have to go to a Good Times Reunion Convention or something. Although JJ was jive.
Oh thats good. I may have to get one of those...
ReplyDeleteYou know, I'm not even sure what a cracker is...
ReplyDeletebwa-ha-ha-ha!
ReplyDeleteLove it, but wouldn't have the stones to wear it, I fear...
Man, where I work, the white people wouldn't get it, and the black people wouldn't, EITHER! I wish for once, I was around people where I could do a huggy-bear walk and say, "Say, Brutha! Whatz 'appenin'?!"
ReplyDeleteI thought I was multilingual, being able to say a few phrases in old southern country black and hip urban 60's black. But the world has moved on, and hip-hop slang leaves me looking like a buggy whip at a NASCAR race. I guess if I want to wax nostalgic, I'll have to go to a Good Times Reunion Convention or something. Although JJ was jive.
Love it!
ReplyDeleteWhat about a shirt that shows a fat chick saying, "Only we are allowed to call each other heifer."?
ReplyDeleteWould that fly?