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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

If Al Gore is such a genius, why didn't he call his movie something clever like "The Earth Who Fell To Man?"

Also, since Earth has been granted person-hood now (along with artificial life forms) how soon will activist organizations begin demanding Earth's rights, filing lawsuits on Earth's behalf? I mean, we so masterfully have bent the entire planet to our will, what with our having ended the shift of tectonic plates, the production of magma, and animal-on-animal violence.

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  1. Y'know, I was watching a little animal-on-animal violence today when I fed my snake (his very first full grown mouse - I'm so proud! How quickly they grow up - sniff!) and I was wondering if any PETA members had a pet snake, or if they just kept vegetarian pets like bunnies...

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  2. Here's to the carnivores!

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  3. Yep, the light of your wisdom burns through the shit cloud again. Good one.

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  4. fhb - Yeah, I thought it was clever in a pithy sort of way.

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