If Paris Hilton were a dog (no insult to dogs!), she'd be an Afghan Hound. She even looks like one! Skinny, high-maintenance, and the HAIR! Plus, Afghans are reputed to be the dumbest dogs on the planet, so that's definitely a match!
christina - Wow, I didn't know Afghans were dumb, but I definitely wonder about the intelligence of a dog that will allow someone to "groom" it to that extent. A smart dog hasn't the time or patience for that fluffy shit.
Hilarious! Thanks for reminding me of that one.
ReplyDeleteI heard a joke on Bob&Tom Thursday morning.
ReplyDeleteFrance is so embarassed by the whole Paris Hilton scandal that they have decide to rename the capital city 'Courtney Love'.
Thaks for the blog.
Erik in Colo.
If Paris Hilton were a dog (no insult to dogs!), she'd be an Afghan Hound.
ReplyDeleteShe even looks like one!
Skinny, high-maintenance, and the HAIR!
Plus, Afghans are reputed to be the dumbest dogs on the planet, so that's definitely a match!
fathairybastard - you're welcome.
ReplyDeleteErik - Funnee! I'm gonna quote that!
christina - Wow, I didn't know Afghans were dumb, but I definitely wonder about the intelligence of a dog that will allow someone to "groom" it to that extent. A smart dog hasn't the time or patience for that fluffy shit.
I love seein' a Dorothy Parker quip brought into a new decade!
ReplyDeleteHorticulture! That's appropriate since PH is a vegetable.
ReplyDeleteFraw-kaahs, fray-kus, or frake-ass, she's in the slammer, baby!
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