News Flash:
Film director Guy Ritchie has encouraged his wife Madonna to start directing her own films.
Translation: He's sick of hearing her tell him how he ought to be directing his work. This is a classic example of "if you know so much about it, why don't you do it yourself?"
This might get interesting.
Ha! Good for him!
ReplyDeleteThis could indeed get very interesting. Will this turn out to be a cringe-worthy vanity project or something of substance? The world holds its breath.
ReplyDeleteAt least, stop adopting.
ReplyDeleteOk, so we'll have movies involving pr0n or children's stories, or a mix.
ReplyDelete(yawn)
It won't play in Peoria. I remember not paying to go see 'Shanghai Surprise'.
Regards,
Rabbit.
bottle job blonde - finally, maybe something that will shut her up! tee hee!
ReplyDeletebarbara - It remains to be seen - she's certainly savvy and seems to know her market, so it could be amusing at the very least
meg - you're cracking me up
rabbit - Yeah, but I blame the failure of Shanghai Surprise on that shitty actor Sean Penn - he sucks. I still can't believe Chris Penn died - such a shame.
Madonna's acting bites diseased donkey nuts.
ReplyDeleteThere is no directing in the world that could polish that turd.
hammer - what's weird to me is there is a huge animation film coming out soon, and they cast hers as the voice of the ingenue, the heroine of the film - I wonder how much she paid them to let her do that. Hell, she must have financed the entire project. Eek.
ReplyDeleteotown - Yup - one Jack Palance was worth more than 100 Madonnas
ReplyDeleteThe only way she'll shut up is if someone sews her fucking mouth shut.
ReplyDeletebottle job blonde - someone this week INSISTED I check out wtfpeople.com, which is a disgusting site, but I couldn't resist clicking on the "Madonna Fart Dance" link, which is a send-up of Madonna's Hung Up song & video with a man in a leotard, wig, fright mask and heels doing a bunch of yoga stretches and passing wind in an audible fashion. It's actually hilarious
ReplyDeleteooh, found it on youtube, but, well, I'm going to make you work to see that one - it's too tacky to link (never thought I'd type that here) but the address is
ReplyDeletehttp://youtube.com/watch?v=jJtknVWOyrU
And it's apparently someone named Bo Selecta or that is a British TV show or some such. it's a giggle
Guffaw. I'll bet you're right on the money there.
ReplyDeleteReally... shut the hell up and do your own.
ReplyDeletelj - aint I, though?
ReplyDeletefathairybastard - Yuppers. my thoughts, precisely. Poor Guy.
Can you hear me groaning from up here?
ReplyDeletebecky - I think we're emitting a collective groan
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