tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post641656837407100481..comments2024-03-18T17:08:18.111-05:00Comments on Fatale Abstraction: This is my panty. There are many like it, but this one is mine.phlegmfatalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-12817729182002077822010-03-04T23:37:36.729-06:002010-03-04T23:37:36.729-06:00Oh my god, that's funny. I didn't just lo...Oh my god, that's funny. I didn't just lol, I really laughed out loud. I truly don't know what I would have said. I guess I would have just taken them and donated them.Zeldahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057183557031707514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-87736010821123428072010-03-04T21:54:24.861-06:002010-03-04T21:54:24.861-06:00OMG!!!
All my knickers come from England so I woul...OMG!!!<br />All my knickers come from England so I would have just declined with that excuse!Vinogirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10145696108646897751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-53426633494539686032010-03-03T22:02:25.725-06:002010-03-03T22:02:25.725-06:00Actually, I have been offered used panties while a...Actually, I have been offered used panties while at work, for business purposes and it is all legal.<br /><br />My company recycles used clothing and we never get enough undergarments from our usual sources so I have to find and buy used (but clean) undergarments of all kinds. Some lady in a country in the devolping world doesn't care that those panties were once on an American. The fact that she can afford them is most improtant though. Same thing with stained baby clothes, she cares not about the stain if it will keep her baby warm at night and she can afford to buy it. There are lots of other things we have to buy too, but used panties is the funniest.Army of Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05387586702890914065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-8778450988836097352010-03-03T12:51:49.081-06:002010-03-03T12:51:49.081-06:00AD, you're crazy, but even you don't have ...AD, you're crazy, but even you don't have the cojones to sift through Tam's trash. <br /><br /><i>Used undies, finest thing around for cleaning the Python you'd have if you'd cut back on the shoe habit"</i><br /><br />"Cleaning the Python." Zdogk9 with the <b>triple</b> entendre! Take a bow, Zdog.Matt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-2410319197417508182010-03-02T22:24:55.707-06:002010-03-02T22:24:55.707-06:00Jay G - panticide. LOVE it! Too true, too true. ...Jay G - panticide. LOVE it! Too true, too true. :)<br /><br />crankylitprof - Hear! Hear!phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-40864439478949291312010-03-02T21:57:01.684-06:002010-03-02T21:57:01.684-06:00Recycled squirrel-covers are gross. Step-ins are a...Recycled squirrel-covers are gross. Step-ins are a one-owner item!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-72934392390293660332010-03-02T21:47:22.870-06:002010-03-02T21:47:22.870-06:00See, that's one area where being a man really ...See, that's one area where being a man really helps us out.<br /><br />Let's face it gents. We don't dispose of undergarments until they actually gain sentience, crawl out of the laundry pile and hurl themselves into the trash bin in a lemming-like attempt at panticide.<br /><br />We will wear our tidy whities LONG past the point of tidy *OR* whitie. <br /><br />A man would more likely hand you down his WIFE than his underpants.<br /><br />That said, pics or it didn't happen...Jay Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11085873775096542015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-69744106067171954142010-03-02T21:16:12.239-06:002010-03-02T21:16:12.239-06:00René - felicitous regards
Schnoobie - remind me ...René - felicitous regards<br /><br />Schnoobie - remind me to hire you as my PR person, mkay? Glad you got some grins out of it!<br /><br />Ambulance Driver wins the Internets!phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-899792635505230382010-03-02T21:06:19.635-06:002010-03-02T21:06:19.635-06:00Tam said,
"Damn you, I had never thought of...Tam said, <br /><br /><i>"Damn you, I had never thought of that before, and now I'm going to lay awake all night worried about every pair of undies I've ever disposed of."</i><br /><br />No need to worry, I've kept all the ones I've collected in a place of honor, and the ones I sold on E-Bay went to good homes.<br /><br />They brought a nice price, though, well worth the hassle of sifting through your trash!Ambulance Driverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175419709184526342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-79204842379223702382010-03-02T20:41:23.299-06:002010-03-02T20:41:23.299-06:00Thanks for the image of you cutting up five mile o...Thanks for the image of you cutting up five mile of Granny Grundies!Whats a little flappin between co-workers anyway? <br />...and why arent you writing for a living?? SRSLY!<br />peeing my pants over here..you wouldn't happen to have any spares on ya? hahahahahaFatQuarterQuiltFarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06456887074211400976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-9864611988257661412010-03-02T19:26:07.928-06:002010-03-02T19:26:07.928-06:00Joe Allen – bwa ha ha! Likewise giggly over your ...Joe Allen – bwa ha ha! Likewise giggly over your comments.<br /><br />Skip – We are in accord.<br /><br />Julie – Good point. I did thank her graciously and will give her a card.<br /><br />Tam – LOL<br /><br />Elmo Iscariot – hyuk! Agreed – odd outside a cossie context<br /><br />Jon – I did accept them. I most likely will give them to someone who frequently travels to another country and takes a truckload of second-hand stuff for her family back home. <br /><br />Falfenix – I’m with you.<br /><br />Miz Minka - *grin*<br /><br />Pdb – read ‘em and weep!<br /><br />Tass – not for the faint of heart, certainly.<br /><br />Steff – it’s Tuesday, so naturally I have the Friday panties on! *snerk* You are wicked to make such a suggestion!<br /><br />Anonymous – true, but these are clean and in very good shape, actually, I will pass them along to someone who could use them<br /><br />Matt G – Sorry – I did not feel it was possible to graciously decline, so I accepted and will pass them along to someone who will use them, though not for money to someone in Japan. My panties are clean, but used is used. This panty is mine, as the post title clearly states. <br /><br />Anonymous – I quite agree with your sentiments. I am sensitive to the fact that this sweet person doesn’t make friends easily, and I did not know how to decline the offer without giving offense. I will pass them along. I agree that too often in this life people are brusquely treated. She wanted these to be put to use, and I will get them to someone who will do so. Everybody wins, right?<br /><br />Ravenshrike – funny suggestion, - I got a grin out of it! <br /><br />Crucis – I think it’s a reasonable thing to draw the line at knickers.<br /><br />Joe Allen – he should have been Tom Jones. <br /><br />Wing - ah! Shopping! There’s and idea I can get firmly behind!<br /><br />Og – <em>bacon strip of skidmark</em> is an image which will be difficult to eradicate from my mind’s eye. Thank you. LOL. <br /><br />Tombstone Charlie – well, they are actually very clean and in good condition, so I will pass them along to someone who will be happy to wear them. OTOH, next time the dogs savage any garment, they’ll go into the rag bag.<br /><br />Jon – She went to lunch before me and lives right near work – I think she goes home for lunch every day.<br /><br />Zdogk9 – tsk tsk. I’m not spending THAT much on shoes. And one fine day, I WILL Have my Python. <br /><br />Old NFO – One of the stranger posts you’ve ever seen? Thanks for the compliment!phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-76021683847388221792010-03-02T18:10:59.236-06:002010-03-02T18:10:59.236-06:00LOL- THAT is one of the stranger posts I think I&#...LOL- THAT is one of the stranger posts I think I've ever seen... and yeah, we're not picky... Guess y'all are a tad bit different!Old NFOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16404197287935017147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-82138214802963902342010-03-02T18:08:30.862-06:002010-03-02T18:08:30.862-06:00Used undies, finest thing around for cleaning the ...Used undies, finest thing around for cleaning the Python you'd have if you'd cut back on the shoe habit ,Zdogk9https://www.blogger.com/profile/10377048350840426630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-30386551913422639142010-03-02T15:33:05.400-06:002010-03-02T15:33:05.400-06:00I'm guessing you're feeling a little creep...I'm guessing you're feeling a little creepy about this. To me, it's a little strange for someone to have a neatly tied bag of ill-fitting underwear on hand at work.Jonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-82897975206067973762010-03-02T14:28:24.310-06:002010-03-02T14:28:24.310-06:00Wash'em, dry'em, use'm for gun cleanin...Wash'em, dry'em, use'm for gun cleaning. (We used to sell cloths at the store made by an undie mfg co, marketed as gun patches). Or throw them out.Tombstone Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14097752637458986791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-82047112256804030842010-03-02T12:59:51.662-06:002010-03-02T12:59:51.662-06:00I have no idea what the big deal is, being a guy. ...I have no idea what the big deal is, being a guy. If it isn't warm, if it doesn't have a bacon strip of skidmark in it, if there's still one fruit of the loom guy hanging onto the waistband, it's still a valid pair of underwear. Guys are not picky. <br /><br />Of course, no heroin addicted stewbums with pants shiny with filth are going to be stealing MY underwear.oghttp://www.neanderpundit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-59042574841875136902010-03-02T12:57:25.806-06:002010-03-02T12:57:25.806-06:00There's a funny line somewhere in my head - I&...There's a funny line somewhere in my head - I'll borrow a friend's corset, but not her bra. I'll wear someone else's leather pants, or latex dress, but never, ever their panties. <br /><br />Though, many female friends have assured me that stealing their men's boxers and wearing them for sleep shorts is a god-given female right, just like stealing their shirts. Jury's still out on that, as far as I'm concerned. Men, if you don't want your underwear stolen, wear tighty whities or those really cute boxer breifs or low-rise trunks. (But be prepared to have us arbitrarily toss every single one with holes or worn elastic when we do your laundry!)<br /><br />In your situation, I think a nice card thanking for for her lovely gift (no need to admit they were panties in writing!), followed by "It turns out I'd lost more weight / hadn't lost enough weight than I'd thought, so they didn't fit, but thank you!"<br /><br />And then reward yourself by going through your closet and dresser, checking sizes, donating all the old clothes that don't fit, disposing of underwear as is right and proper for that article, and going on a small celebratory shopping trip!On a Wing and a Whimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00754595334684845895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-43818133944420857492010-03-02T12:09:27.852-06:002010-03-02T12:09:27.852-06:00I've never been offered women's panties at...<i>I've never been offered women's panties at work. :(</i><br /><br />I expect there are a very limited number of career paths that result in being offered pre worn women's panties at work.<br /><br />All I can think of would be Laundromat clerk and Rock Star.Joe Allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09610203017162443764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-74630556835613991352010-03-02T11:56:21.670-06:002010-03-02T11:56:21.670-06:00It's a Trojan Horse! Like hiding a folded up ...It's a Trojan Horse! Like hiding a folded up Snickers wrapper in your shoe because you're clever and just *know* that nobody would ever suspect that you have one there, now she'll know that on any given day there's a percentile-chance you're wearing HER's so the <i>Mystery of Panties</i> is gone and become some kind of Certainty instead.NotClauswitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14358707844087117280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-84209808778857579402010-03-02T10:42:34.495-06:002010-03-02T10:42:34.495-06:00My wife runs a free clothing store sponsored by ou...My wife runs a free clothing store sponsored by our church. She'll take donations for just about anything---except underwear. For that, it's new in package only.Crucishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441911110953212619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-77523405387743233832010-03-02T10:39:17.404-06:002010-03-02T10:39:17.404-06:00Snap a picture of the lady in question, find a Jap...Snap a picture of the lady in question, find a Japanese translator willing to take only 5%, and sell em on the internet.ravenshrikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09332584897517801965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-87679539355920353752010-03-02T10:28:37.872-06:002010-03-02T10:28:37.872-06:00It would be rude to refuse and would put a crimp i...It would be rude to refuse and would put a crimp in a burgeoning friendship. We have enough rudeness in the world today, under the guise of being frank and truthful, without adding to it.<br />So what does it hurt to be gracious? Not a thing.<br />Secondly, the charity second hand stores seem to have no problem accepting such 'gifts,' so go donate them.<br />And, thirdly, isn't going commando the 'in' thing these days? I mean, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, all those trendy people we want to emulate.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-51381882460441546152010-03-02T09:44:52.778-06:002010-03-02T09:44:52.778-06:00PDB just made me laugh aloud.
I'm of two mind...<b>PDB</b> just made me laugh aloud.<br /><br />I'm of two minds of this: <br /><br />First: if you don't want 'em, what's rude about smiling and admitting that you're just not comfortable taking them, but thanks. <br /><br />Second: You panties are less than clean ("dirty," or "soiled" sounds too base, and you're not a gross lady) after you've worn 'em on a hot Texas day, but you wash 'em, and they're clean as a whistle thereafter. Same with hotel sheets, which go right next to the skin. Wash 'em, and they're clean. Wash those underthings in hot water with quality detergent, and forget about it.Matt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-45526843654521663412010-03-02T09:32:16.485-06:002010-03-02T09:32:16.485-06:00Old undies (at least, men's undies) make great...Old undies (at least, men's undies) make great rags for cleaning guns.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-22180213294759447542010-03-02T09:15:12.216-06:002010-03-02T09:15:12.216-06:00That is greatness!!! So, which pair of hers are y...That is greatness!!! So, which pair of hers are you wearing today??? ;)steff66noreply@blogger.com