tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post115009284449354618..comments2024-03-18T17:08:18.111-05:00Comments on Fatale Abstraction: phlegmfatalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1150152317658553692006-06-12T17:45:00.000-05:002006-06-12T17:45:00.000-05:00anonymous - si! si! I hope the poo thing hasn't b...anonymous - si! si! I hope the poo thing hasn't been TOO torturous for you, hon. <BR/>I'm guessing it would be impossible to transfer "clam" (as you so lovingly dubbed it) simply manually. The implications are ALL disgusting, aren't they? STDs - what a scary world to be a whore in, eh? "Pop a Top Again" will never be the same for me. Thanks for giving me something to giggle at again and again.<BR/>We lease to both, but are primarily residential. I'll say we're located on some of the hottest-developing real estate in Dallas, and our rents have recently jumped from about $1.10 sf to $1.35, if that tells you anything. <BR/><BR/>3 weeks ago Crimestoppers received an anonymous tip from someone who claimed to have contracted the clam from a massage person at that location. Vice came in on Friday and had a massage, was offered the happy ending, and arrested the woman. No, we won't know the full story, but read my blog for the update I just posted, and watch this space tomorrow to see if I still have a job - I may quit over this. <BR/>GO Mavs. Thanks for your witty post, Al! Come back anytime. No happy endings, but hopefully I can elicit a smile, nonetheless.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1150148263558025632006-06-12T16:37:00.000-05:002006-06-12T16:37:00.000-05:00Ms. Fatale, (That sounds so italienne, don't you ...Ms. Fatale, (That sounds so italienne, don't you think?)<BR/>I have a personal hang up over any poo/crap shtick so I didn't go there; but I do admire your writing.<BR/> Excuse my denseness, but I assume that the happy ending little extra provided by the massage therapy tenants was not transferred by way of the usual "manual happy ending service" since clamydia was transfered; which means that either oral or vaginal transmission took place. Since most working girls insist on the wearing of the love glove to prohibit aids/herpes/ et.al. when their own pudenda are at stake, then the obvious infection must be due to ORAL transmission. ...eeeew. (You kiss yer mamma wid dat mouf?) Which goes to show that people are still ignorant of the STDs that can thrive in the mouth and throat. ("But I gargled afterwards?!!! WTF!")<BR/> I once knew a girl who knew her boyfriend had cheated on her after she began to notice malodorous waftage from her newly itchy loins. After medically confirming it was indeed a case of "clam", she screamed at her roving beau for giving her a case of "rotten twat". (which, incidently, can be substituted lyrically for that country chestnut "Pop a Top, Again".)<BR/> Does your company lease to businesses or just to residential tenants? I'd love to know how this incident eventually became the vice squads' domain. I'm assuming that the -er- "victim" approached the proprietor and asked for a little remuneration once he discovered he'd recieved a gift that keeps on giving; and that since a refund, plus a little interest, was probably not forthcoming (and the BBB wasn't an option), then complaints were filed where attention would be paid. Nice.<BR/>I guess we'll never know the full story, too bad... Perhaps you can fill in the blanks later (diplomatically, of course, allowing for this litigious preoccupation we Americans have). <BR/> GO Mavs! -Anon (you can call me Al)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1150131528833109852006-06-12T11:58:00.000-05:002006-06-12T11:58:00.000-05:00nongirlfriend - Yeah, it's infectious - like chlam...nongirlfriend - Yeah, it's infectious - like chlamydia in a massage parlor!<BR/><BR/>dick - It's kind of embarrassing to whup someone as badly as last night - I hate seeing big healthy critters looking like whipped pups, actually, so I may probably won't be watching in general in the future...<BR/><BR/>chuck - Maybe not a party, but the cream and sugar would definitely help the medicine go down.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1150125833869280352006-06-12T10:23:00.000-05:002006-06-12T10:23:00.000-05:00If, like Calamity Jane, you are in a "long-dark-te...If, like Calamity Jane, you are in a "long-dark-teatime-of-the-soul" does a dollop of cream and a spoonful of sugar turn the occasion into a party?chuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16710697712143652055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1150115023893674292006-06-12T07:23:00.000-05:002006-06-12T07:23:00.000-05:00It's looking like it's going to be over in four ga...It's looking like it's going to be over in four games.<BR/>Go Mav's!!!!Dickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12522246796559007832noreply@blogger.com