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Saturday, March 15, 2008

Did you hear the Vatican has added a new age list of deadly sins which now include pollution, genetic engineering, extreme wealth, drug dealing and denim containing more than 1% spandex?
Here's a handy index card some brilliant soul devised to help us keep track of deadly sin combinations. I don't know about you, but I plan to sidestep at least a few of these, most notably being "Fat man in Speedos." *ahem*



Thanks to the lovely Lin for sending me this via email.
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5 comments:

  1. Christina RN LMT7:17 PM

    LOL!

    I think a few are missing, though:

    Whale tails

    Muffin tops

    Leaving the empty pizza box in the fridge (grrrrrr!)

    Fake eyelashes

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  2. Barbara Bruederlin9:24 PM

    Oh man I'm in big trouble if Saturday is now a sin. Cattiness too, come to think of it. Fortunately I don't believe in sin.

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  3. phlegmfatale12:17 AM

    christina - omg - definitely muffin tops. Fake eyelashes I can actually stand, though.

    barbara - Fortunate and convenient. I don't care what they say I won't stay in a world without cattiness.

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  4. FHB3:35 PM

    Hilarious. Nice to see them trying to stay contemporary.

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  5. B9:59 PM

    Fuck.
    The only one I am NOT guilty of is GF.
    Same goes for you, hons. At least we're going to hell in good company.

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