tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post5721340222380753520..comments2024-03-18T17:08:18.111-05:00Comments on Fatale Abstraction: Sunday, Puppy Sunday: the pups of others, extreme redneck editionphlegmfatalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-82618045121926600232011-03-06T02:58:01.623-06:002011-03-06T02:58:01.623-06:00I am willing to bet a sizeable sum that HIS opinio...I am willing to bet a sizeable sum that HIS opinion was not respected when his SO or feminine offspring announced "we need a dog" . He had visions of a lab, maybe a German short hair or even a springer. The idea SHE would invite a fuzzy slipper with legs into the home was simply not on his radar. Men want dogs as friends and partners, women seek cutesy playthings to dress up or cuddle. <br /><br />That men tolerate less than useful critters as pets shows that love does conquer all.Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13854730848510581927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-32343367126824880832011-03-01T05:01:47.272-06:002011-03-01T05:01:47.272-06:00Schnauzer mix, maybe, but that's not a purebre...Schnauzer mix, maybe, but that's not a purebred schnauzer face.wolfwalkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-77562476025566772012011-02-28T20:24:05.407-06:002011-02-28T20:24:05.407-06:00Another poor oppressed soul beneath the iron paw!
...Another poor oppressed soul beneath the iron paw!<br /><br />Farmmom we should start a support group.<br /><br />BGMBGMillernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-90152866360010723852011-02-28T07:18:44.960-06:002011-02-28T07:18:44.960-06:00No Comment! My Evil Demon Schnauser Lord won'...No Comment! My Evil Demon Schnauser Lord won't let me.Farmmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03226384244084630509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-18152202758001426092011-02-27T21:38:58.063-06:002011-02-27T21:38:58.063-06:00Perhaps the poor dog is just confused about her ro...Perhaps the poor dog is just confused about her role, doesn't know whether to be a tough truck-riding junk yard dog or a pink parka'd purse pooch.Barbara Bruederlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476249934930666695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-22724545448205960812011-02-27T10:19:14.460-06:002011-02-27T10:19:14.460-06:00Yep, friends who 'had' Schnauzers almost s...Yep, friends who 'had' Schnauzers almost swore off pets for ever because of theirs... That dog WAS EVIL... period...Old NFOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16404197287935017147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-11434748581043952522011-02-27T08:09:21.081-06:002011-02-27T08:09:21.081-06:00Oh dear God.....
Take it from a....survivor?....v...Oh dear God.....<br /><br />Take it from a....survivor?....victim?....whatever...<br /><br />If she's a schnauzer then she is evil.<br /><br />I am ruled by a pair of the little Kraut fiends and know of what I speak.<br /><br />No matter how sad those brown eyes can look. Or how soft and inviting that belly is for scritchins. Or how sweet that little stub of a tail is when it starts vibrating.<br /><br />Inside lurks a demon so evil Beelzebub himself cross the street to avoid an incident.<br /><br />Schnauzers are the twisted, black soul of a cat transplanted into the sweet and loyal vessel of a dog.<br /><br />They're good for keeping the ground squirrels in check though.<br /><br />I must go now....my masters are demanding their breakfast.<br /><br />BGMBGMillernoreply@blogger.com