tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post114603366517840238..comments2024-03-18T17:08:18.111-05:00Comments on Fatale Abstraction: phlegmfatalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146565039708195192006-05-02T05:17:00.000-05:002006-05-02T05:17:00.000-05:00jimbo - wow - what a pain. roomies can be great, ...jimbo - wow - what a pain. roomies can be great, but the disrupting of sleep schedule makes me angrier than the average bear.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146175287132722612006-04-27T17:01:00.000-05:002006-04-27T17:01:00.000-05:00My roommate has an rooster crowing sound for his a...My roommate has an rooster crowing sound for his alarm. He frequently sleeps through it. It drives me insane. Our rooms share a wall, so I just pound on the wall in a true barbaric fashion until he shouts "SORRY!" and turns it off.jimbizzlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00950112230340835653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146114211515164602006-04-27T00:03:00.000-05:002006-04-27T00:03:00.000-05:00tickersoid - I'm of 2 minds about the snooze butto...tickersoid - I'm of 2 minds about the snooze buttons. They worked better for me when I wasn't on anti-depressants.<BR/><BR/>phoenix - a lot of people are like that. I could wake up earlier if I could go to sleep earlier.<BR/><BR/>non-girlfriend - hahaha - I wasn't thinking about that, but it's true & kinda cute. I love the little bokkers, and I wish I could have a pet chicken, really.<BR/><BR/>zelda - I wish I never needed to be awakened artificially. Getting up at the crack of noon daily sounds like heaven to me. <BR/><BR/>I'm glad you enjoy me bitching about the californians - I LOVE to bitch about them, and they're just asking for it!phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146113567720712712006-04-26T23:52:00.000-05:002006-04-26T23:52:00.000-05:00I've had several alarm clocks who met with shockin...I've had several alarm clocks who met with shockingly violent ends. But they're useful for practical jokes.<BR/><BR/>BTW I love it when you bitch about the in-laws from CA.Zeldahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057183557031707514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146089086017071122006-04-26T17:04:00.000-05:002006-04-26T17:04:00.000-05:00Waking up your roommate like that was pure genius....Waking up your roommate like that was pure genius. I don't need an alarm clock, as I wake up every morning at the same time. Weird huh?Jay Noelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11571082583740830927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146079369949168852006-04-26T14:22:00.000-05:002006-04-26T14:22:00.000-05:00It's a good thing we didn't have snooze buttons wh...It's a good thing we didn't have snooze buttons when I was younger, never would have got to work.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146067841208293502006-04-26T11:10:00.000-05:002006-04-26T11:10:00.000-05:00Shoot, if they'd re-offer the post, I'd probably t...Shoot, if they'd re-offer the post, I'd probably take them up on it today! So long as I didn't have to wake up early every day!phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146067070909732612006-04-26T10:57:00.000-05:002006-04-26T10:57:00.000-05:00"I would pick up the phone and dial her number. Sh..."I would pick up the phone and dial her number. She would wake up and turn off the alarm for the phone. I'd quietly hang up on her and play possum if necessary until she left the loft each morning."<BR/><BR/>The CIA lost a great secret agent when they didn't offer you enough dough! :)Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146066103852385292006-04-26T10:41:00.000-05:002006-04-26T10:41:00.000-05:00oneear - your avatar is a sexy beast! Ummm, I thi...oneear - your avatar is a sexy beast! Ummm, I think I'll pass on the rooster, but thanks for the offer. I'm going to try cutting my brutal work week from 3 days to 2 beginning next week, and see how that works out.<BR/><BR/>badpatty - wow, another offer of a rooster - thanks guys! - but hmm. No. I would LOVE a pet rooster in the house, but husband would be angrier about cleaning up the cloeca products than he is about cleaning my dog's pee up, plus the dog would be extremely unhappy about it. The rooster would end up dead or my dog would have lots of eye injuries - either way is messy.<BR/><BR/>barbara - wow, light sleeper! mother IN LAW, please note - I'm not genetically related to that - and she hasn't mentioned breeding them, yet.<BR/><BR/>lj - Yeah, come to think of it, I'll be SIL DID tell her while she was here - she's SUCH a know-it-all! Yeah, my in-laws have a new respect for what a pleasant, charming person I am.<BR/><BR/>june cleaver's revenge - isn't that WEIRD? I wanna put her in stocks and make her stand there with a speech therapist until she gets it right!phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146064829926920742006-04-26T10:20:00.000-05:002006-04-26T10:20:00.000-05:00My mother says srimp too (but also muSHroom). Make...My mother says srimp too (but also muSHroom). Makes me want to kick her ass.June Cleaver's Revengehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18257757334952254628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146062852776214252006-04-26T09:47:00.000-05:002006-04-26T09:47:00.000-05:00I LOVED the MIL story. Best of all that you didn't...I LOVED the MIL story. Best of all that you didn't tell her. We'll leave that to SIL, shall we? Who can also tell her that no one who is anyone has ceramic fowl in the kitchen in California.LJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03238060965921536507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146061352400425452006-04-26T09:22:00.000-05:002006-04-26T09:22:00.000-05:00You are a champion sleeper, my friend! I wake up ...You are a champion sleeper, my friend! I wake up if someone coughs over on the next street.<BR/><BR/>Let's hope your mother is not planning to breed those ceramic birds.Barbara Bruederlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476249934930666695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146057903202739672006-04-26T08:25:00.000-05:002006-04-26T08:25:00.000-05:00I could hook you up, if you think that whole roost...I could hook you up, if you think that whole rooster thing is a good idea!<BR/><BR/>I'm with you on the alarm thing. In college, I used to climb down out of my loft (with no ladder), kill the alarm clock, climb BACK into the loft and lie back down . . . all without waking up. Ack.Badpattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00737134364715181842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1146055020816616592006-04-26T07:37:00.000-05:002006-04-26T07:37:00.000-05:00Dear PhF -Thank you for visiting the First Unichur...Dear PhF -<BR/><BR/>Thank you for visiting the First Unichurck and for your generous contribution. <BR/><BR/>We hope you will find the time and the decency to visit us again. We would appreciate your thoughtless submission to our causes and your unquestioning financial devotion to The Faith.<BR/><BR/>Forever yours in Rusty. <BR/><BR/>PS - We do offer roosters if you are serious about that.OneEarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07979368512090481334noreply@blogger.com