tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post114423919544410575..comments2024-03-18T17:08:18.111-05:00Comments on Fatale Abstraction: phlegmfatalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144379336591273302006-04-06T22:08:00.000-05:002006-04-06T22:08:00.000-05:00OK - will make a mental note to install a medicine...OK - will make a mental note to install a medicine cabinet just for that purpose. *rubbing hands together gleefully*phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144366083765238692006-04-06T18:28:00.000-05:002006-04-06T18:28:00.000-05:00Darlin' Phlegmmy,Put a wad of marbles in the medic...Darlin' Phlegmmy,<BR/><BR/>Put a wad of marbles in the medicine cabinet. Makes a helluva racket falling out when they peek. I have a friend who keeps nothing in the medicine cabinet except marbles. Love it!Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08489475450299908037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144351888289528392006-04-06T14:31:00.000-05:002006-04-06T14:31:00.000-05:00attila - aw shucks hon,you're pretty damned clever...attila - aw shucks hon,you're pretty damned clever yourself, but thanks! :)phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144351607309366572006-04-06T14:26:00.000-05:002006-04-06T14:26:00.000-05:00My GOD you have a way with words! I loved every s...My GOD you have a way with words! I loved every sentence!Attila the Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02158308703617226652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144336427716932022006-04-06T10:13:00.000-05:002006-04-06T10:13:00.000-05:00dusty - that sounds GREAT! Sounds therapeutic.dusty - that sounds GREAT! Sounds therapeutic.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144336153302590562006-04-06T10:09:00.000-05:002006-04-06T10:09:00.000-05:00great stuff..relatives..whether related or not can...great stuff..relatives..whether related or not can be such a pain in the ass.remind me to tell you about the mothers day when I cold-cocked my mother.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698117410778232102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144302183036601312006-04-06T00:43:00.000-05:002006-04-06T00:43:00.000-05:00jerry - well, the one thing is, though, that they ...jerry - well, the one thing is, though, that they would have gone to their graves actually believing I have hep c - they are ever eager to believe bad things about me and my ilk. I'll rant on about that in the Thursday post. Glad you vicariously enjoyed my meaner urges.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144301996218980592006-04-06T00:39:00.000-05:002006-04-06T00:39:00.000-05:00Schnoobie - thanks for the commiseration. Yeah, t...Schnoobie - thanks for the commiseration. Yeah, they need to go home and never come back. Yep - send that cat poo toute-de-suite!!!<BR/><BR/>admiral ps - Yeah, it's nuts - I just don't understand people like that - my family may be kooky - but at least we genuinely love each other and don't play bullshitty games that are insulting to each other. For people with high-class pretentions, the in-laws sure do reek of cheapness. You can count me out. <BR/><BR/>tam - I'll leave you my wicked wit in my will, k? "the authorities would never find the bodies..." And THAT, my dear, is why I love you like I do - you're sooooo funny!phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144301808516459112006-04-06T00:36:00.000-05:002006-04-06T00:36:00.000-05:00most excellent "kicker" "and THAT's the guy I got ...most excellent "kicker" <I>"and THAT's the guy I got hepatitis C from! Isn't that funny?"</I> it's great to see a pro at work...it would have been a Kodak moment indeed to have delivered that line.Jerrsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18258519816654860770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144299160460071652006-04-05T23:52:00.000-05:002006-04-05T23:52:00.000-05:00When I grow up, I want to rant like that!(If my fa...When I grow up, I want to rant like that!<BR/><BR/>(If my family had made free to wander about my house without me home, the authorities would never find the bodies, kinfolk or no. You are a model of restraint!)<BR/><BR/>TamTamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144288453330173582006-04-05T20:54:00.000-05:002006-04-05T20:54:00.000-05:00You know, when you stop and think about it for a m...You know, when you stop and think about it for a minute, your whole essay is totally insane. Shoes on or off, butter or falsy butter--what the fuck difference is it going to make in a hundred years???<BR/><BR/>Irony: like the joggers who inhale four hundred lbs of diesel and gas contaminants cause it's healthy to run. Great leg muscles, no lungs.<BR/><BR/>People take themselves so seriously I can't believe it--and of course, neither can you. I used to think I was funny, but I concede . . .Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144286447329719032006-04-05T20:20:00.000-05:002006-04-05T20:20:00.000-05:00OOOOH maaaaaan!!!!! my SINcerest sympathies my dea...OOOOH maaaaaan!!!!! my SINcerest sympathies my dear.Some people are such a major waste of flesh, not to mention sucking all of that good Texas air......but going thru your closed cabinets?????? Punishable by death only.I got a flamin box'O cat poo ready to fed -ex...it's the special "In-Law's only" flavor....just let me know.....FatQuarterQuiltFarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06456887074211400976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144279423287600182006-04-05T18:23:00.000-05:002006-04-05T18:23:00.000-05:00lj - Well, thank you honey - I feel better about i...lj - Well, thank you honey - I feel better about it. Yeah, California is a land unto itself- maybe that's how they can justify paying half a million for a shack.<BR/><BR/>ian - thanks for the support. Yeah, she's totally clueless, and I can't believe he puts up with it!phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144270781230109482006-04-05T15:59:00.000-05:002006-04-05T15:59:00.000-05:00I'm with you on the shoes. It annoys the shit out ...I'm with you on the shoes. It annoys the shit out of me when people ask me to take my shoes off to enter their house. Oh, and your SIL need to get her thumb out of her arse and join the real world... :)SJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02123593544460109512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144270460058304502006-04-05T15:54:00.000-05:002006-04-05T15:54:00.000-05:00Never saw Elvira do that - but she's definately my...Never saw Elvira do that - but she's definately my kind of girl. And "bore people"?? I seriously doubt a person who suggests at the office meeting that goats be purchased to keep the grass cut is going to bore anyone soon. <BR/>And PS - California, you realize, does not exist. Yep. It's imaginary. Like Oz.LJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03238060965921536507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144256775904849482006-04-05T12:06:00.000-05:002006-04-05T12:06:00.000-05:00Sis- you are SOOOO right. I'm sure the niece hasn...Sis- you are SOOOO right. I'm sure the niece hasn't had a booger long enough to make it to her finger (hey, Nicole! They're edible!). I'll tell you what else, four of her couldn't equal one of yours for sheer lung power. Yours take after their aunti, obviously.<BR/><BR/>fuckkit - yeah, that's a great idea. Hmmm... booby traps... I'll have to watch Home Alone again. I'd love a ton of stinging nettles to fall out of a closet on her. Or, I dunno. Let me think a while, and I'm sure I'll come up with something sufficiently evil.<BR/><BR/> blog whore - I'm SO glad you've enjoyed this. I was worried that it was such a long rant that it would be boring, but I had to get it out. I'm sure there'll be one more post about them before they go.<BR/><BR/>barbara - Yeah, but it's perhaps best I didn't say that about the hepatitis - they would forever more believe I actually have it - remember - no sense of irony, especially the BIL and SIL.<BR/>I know it's that way in a lot of cold climes - Northern Europe, China - with the shoe removal, and no, that doesn't offend me. Certainly, I would remove shoes if I wore some that would be damaging, like stilettos or something, but these were soft-soled Fluevogs. It's just neurotic and being overly precious, in their case. <BR/><BR/>lj - thanks so much - I'm glad you enjoyed it - I seriously was so angry I thought this would bore people. Yes, I feel rewarded that you were amused - there is a silver lining!<BR/>Did you ever see that guilty pleasure crap movie "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark?" WORTH it! - she kills someone with a stiletto heel - HILARIOUS. <BR/><BR/>jimbo - I don't blame you - what's his problem - does he have a foot-odor fetish???phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144254482025456422006-04-05T11:28:00.000-05:002006-04-05T11:28:00.000-05:00I hate when people make you take you shoes off in ...I hate when people make you take you shoes off in their house. I have a friend who recently started making people take their shoes off. He didn't get new carpet or anything. I haven't been back over there. I refuse.jimbizzlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00950112230340835653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144254354811332752006-04-05T11:25:00.000-05:002006-04-05T11:25:00.000-05:00But it's such great MATERIAL. They're awful! It mu...But it's such great MATERIAL. They're awful! It must be some small triumph to get a really GOOD entry out of all this. <BR/><BR/>My plan, should you be unable to settle for "good material" next visit, should my extreme amusement in reading your account of the visit not be reward enough for enduring these jerks, is to kill them with one of your shoes. Got stilettos?LJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03238060965921536507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144249892378508022006-04-05T10:11:00.000-05:002006-04-05T10:11:00.000-05:00It's heartening to know that other people have opp...It's heartening to know that other people have opportunities missed with snarky comebacks. Still, it's a pity you didn't have the chance to lay into those, shall we say, challenging, house guests.<BR/><BR/>This may piss you off, but in Canada, we traditionally remove our shoes when we come into a house. But then we get lots of snow and crap. (and we don't poke about in people's closets)Barbara Bruederlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476249934930666695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144249843265928222006-04-05T10:10:00.000-05:002006-04-05T10:10:00.000-05:00Holy Crap! I am LMAO.... what a great post!The sho...Holy Crap! <BR/><BR/>I am LMAO.... what a great post!<BR/><BR/>The shoes, the butter, the "it's my vacation..." <BR/><BR/>hahah...Twisted Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07686167964552139843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144247389235242662006-04-05T09:29:00.000-05:002006-04-05T09:29:00.000-05:00Put strategic booby traps around the house. They w...Put strategic booby traps around the house. They wont go snooping again.Fuckkithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15920002632145623451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786818.post-1144242375060496672006-04-05T08:06:00.000-05:002006-04-05T08:06:00.000-05:00Hey sis, we need to think of a way to get my clan ...Hey sis, we need to think of a way to get my clan near these people. I'm sure the boy could teach the little angel how to wrassel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com